Amuseables Broccoli is pure soul on a stick. With a crown of springy green florets and an unstoppable love for the glitterball, he rules Saturday nights like a true dancefloor monarch.

When the mirrorball spins, he’s straight in the spotlight. Lights low, music loud — that’s his moment to shine. Those stalk shimmies? Absolutely iconic.

Fame hasn’t changed him, though. He’s still rooted to his beginnings, hosting karaoke nights across London… Care to join him for a duet?