Amuseables Eggetha Egg and Lance Soldier start every morning the same way: paper spread out, kettle on, and headlines read aloud with enthusiasm. She carefully underlines the crosswords, while he swears the horoscopes are “research.”

Together, they’re the Jellycat newsroom’s most devoted subscribers. No story goes unread, no headline ignored, and no gossip column missed – they were absolutely flabbergasted by the news about Amuseables Peanut!

Need a hand with a sudoku? They’ll be right there… just as soon as they finish this story about Bartholomew Bear’s latest dance routine.