Smudge Cow dreams of perfecting her golf game. Her outfit is flawless, her stance measured, and the quiet murmur of “focus” before each swing is almost professional. The follow-through, however, usually ends with a gentle lean on the golf cart and a thoughtful gaze across the fairway.

Her style could be called delightfully “unhurried”a few swings here, a few snacks there, and a scenic wander across the course, rarely finishing a full round. Occasionally a ball finds its way into a pond, but she insists it’s all part of the strategy.