Amuseables Egglantine adores summer – but only from a safe, shady distance. She loves the warmth, as long as she’s under a parasol, slathered in SPF 50, and sporting a wide-brimmed hat that could double as a small tent. (Fried eggs, after all, must take precautions.)

She insists that shade is “the sophisticated choice” – perfect for books, iced tea, and sparkling conversation. Plus, there’s far less risk of losing your spot when you nip off for an ice cream.

So yes, Egglantine loves the sunshine… just not directly. Toasted bread? Absolutely. Toasted yolk? Never!